We Will Jump You
In this week’s inaugural Friday Rock Out Song of the Day, I had to go with a Mashup. Mashups are dear to my heart, and this will most certainly be the first of many. While I can not offer any guarantees, I will predict that this song will make you do at least one of the following:
- Jump around in a dance or dance around in a jump.
- Get complete chills of respect and awe at 1:23.
- Go out and school someone in Ping Pong, or your world’s equivalent of a relatively insignificant yet extremely satisfying competitive event. I’m 3 out of 3. I present to you the powerfully addictive, yet at times overbearing, “We Will Jump You”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBEpg\_uGTCI Have a great weekend everyone!
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